Just Pucking Perfect

Welcome to my world. I'm Puck, the world's most loveable mutt. I'm old, I'm smelly, and I'm my mommy's biggest fan. She's young, sexy, and obviously bored. Won't you read along as my life unfolds...my fabulous, fabulous life as a dog...

Sunday, June 25, 2006


Mommy is ADDICTED to myspace. Its sad, really. I hope she gets help.

In other news, here is a link to Mommy's favorite place on earth!!


Thursday, June 22, 2006

Myspace Schmyspace

Everyone seems all a buzz about this thing called Myspace.com. I understand the appeal - but I guess I'm just an old fashioned blogging doggy at heart.

A lot has been going on in the Layendecker household. We finally got everything unpacked; what a relief! I was tired of sleeping with boxes. One bad thing that happened was Mommy's car was broken in to and someone stole her computer from work. We'll end up paying out the nose for that one - it figures that Mommy had an appointment with the insurance people two days from the day of the robbery. Well, at least they didn't steal the car or break the window. Sneaky criminals and their handy locksmith training. Yeah, I think what I'm trying to say is "BASTARDS!!", but you probably knew that.

Mommy went on a trip to Hilton Head Island to see her grandpa. I hear he is a nice guy but I wouldn't know, because I didn't get to go. You see, Cousin Ginger got to go, but I had to stay at the Dr's office because Mommy didn't think I was up to a long trip. Well, let me tell you, I like my Dr, but I don't want to stay there that long ever again. In fact, Mommy has to take me back there tomorrow because I think I have a bladder infection. Again, the word is "BASTARDS!!"

Mommy is also busy making plans for her trip to North Carolina in July. She always comes back from Montreat in a great mood, so its good she'll be gone for so long. She'll be gone from July 7-23 and come back just in time to see Auntie Kat off on her African safari. Again, I don't get to go to NC, but I DO get to go stay with my Grandpa Steve. I like it there; that's the house that mommy and I grew up in. It should be fun for everyone - even you, Granpa Steve!!

People keep asking me about Mommy's love life, and I'm here to report that its nobody's business. Who's crazy enough to put that stuff on the internet in the first place!! (Geez, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry, Mommy??)

Well, I'll try to do a better job of keeping you guys updated on my fabulous canine life. WOOF WOOF!!

Monday, June 05, 2006


Hey - how come nobody leaves me any comments on my blog? Does anybody read and enjoy the daily musings of a smelly old mutt like me?

Saturday, June 03, 2006


Well, thank goodness that's over!

Moving is such a stressful thing to do. It took us about five days of packing and cleaning, packing and cleaning, packing and cleaning but we FINALLY are settled in our new little happy home. I am such a happy, hairy mongrel to be in the new house that I can't stop the wagging.

Here are some cool things that I dig about our new pad:

  • THE FIRST FLOOR! No more stairs for my arthritic legs. Plus, I can watch out the window as Mommy comes and goes. This makes me feel much better. I used to think that she was standing on the other side of the door, playing some cruel joke on me by not taking me with her. But now when I see her climb into her unairconditioned car in the 90 degree Florida heat, I just laugh at her and relax in my ACed abode.
  • THE WINDOWS! We have lots of window on all the walls, and I love to spy on the neighbors through these window. Also, Zoey loves to watch the lizards and squirrels that frolick safely on the other side of the glass. It distracts her from her evil plot to take over the world.
  • THE NEIGHBORS! They are very nice, inviting us to BBQs and smiling. The kids all want to pet me. PLUS - they are no cranky old ladies around to complain that I bark too much. IN YOUR FACE, GRUMPY OLD HAG!!
  • THE TILE! We've got ceramic tile in the kitchen and "foyer" (ok its like a 2x2 entryway but still) and I love to plop my fat belly down on its natural coolness and take a nice, long nap. Being me is a hard job!!
  • THE BIG BATHROOM TUB! Mommy said that its too nice of a tub to make me take a bath in it, and I couldn't be happier about that. Back to the groomer's for this pup.
  • THE PAINT! Mommy painted her bedroom a cheerful shade of green. It makes me think of grass, which makes me think of peeing, so on second thought, I don't really like that paint afterall.
  • THE SMILE ON MY MOMMY'S FACE! I love to see her look so happy to come home every day, and to dance around to songs like "Independent Women" (hello, Destiny's Child flashback) in her underwear (I guess she's not picked up on the whole "multiple windows" thing). I love to see my mama so happy.

So, we've still got some boxes to unpack, and a washer and dryer to sell, but we're happy and healthy and hoping you'll come visit.